team eternal quiz of shame

good god i have no memory of making this but apparently i mustve made this crap sometimes in 2012 so

casually revisits this....thing


1. What is Hailfire's name???

kat yo

or hailsyn

i forgot this was back in the time i bothered to use proper capitalization and shizzz

2. Who are the six Pokemon in Team Eternal?

zero the pansexual suffering zorua

vector the riolu who kept flirting w everything

sirius the dewottIVEE BECOME SOO NU U UUMBB

eve the eevee wowsers how long did it take ya to come with that name ya scamp

valiant the victini who was from italy for some reason and also like 7 idfk

glitch the other eevee who [nightcore voice] IVE BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL YOU THER


3. HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

[XFILES THEME]


4. What kind of Pokemon is Glitch?

a Special™ eevee



5. "Screw ____ this is Valiant we're talking about."

ffkcjn it was like 'physics' or smth right

but the situation they were in had nothing to do with physics wtf

more like

'screw biology/anatomy'

not physics????

me @ me get ur shit together



7. Which paw does Zeta wear his bracelet?

the right one im pretty sure



8. What is Zero's sword called?

UGHHMMM WHAT WAS IT CALLED IM LITERALLY. BLANKING

uhhh o right the enigma sword

yes i went back and looked dont judge me



9. Where did Ninth get the scar over her eye?

she like. got poached or smth right. dude had a mightyena thing. also she got tranquilized or smth. bruh.



10. Valiant would set everything on fire in a crazed hyper spasm if he ate what?

the same substance that starker is allergic yet addicted to

blatantly obvious choice of candy



11. Pudding is good, RIGHT?


why is this question here how is this relevant to anything



13. WHAT TWO BUCKING ANIMALS IS HAILFIRE DESIGNED LIKE?

'bucking'

i

cant believe i actually typed that what the fuckenings

why



14. Vector is a _____


cant remember if i typed this here for the sake of people having to answer 'smexy beast' or something. god.



15. What episode was the first one that contained GlitchxZero fluff?

according to sorv it was 24? i thought it was 20 but eh.

right that was when glitch was like "holds zero" and zero was like "is hold"



16. Go read #12.

hahaha is very clever yes comedy gold i gets a sticker



17. 

    time to exit the flesh goodbye everyone my soul is leaving my body



18. Currently in the series, what is the setting where the Team is at?

in retired oc hell

uhh

they were in the woods abt to confront possessed sirius or smth idfk



19. Do you love Ninth?

dont we all



20. Are you happy this is over and do you never want me to do this to you people again?


can you feel the pain of shame on the existential level because i am vacating my meat prison to escape this at the moment